What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 16:04

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are the methods used for preserving rice straw in China?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
How is ice climbing a different or similar experience from rock climbing?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Paris Erupts in Celebrations, Riots After PSG Wins Champions League - WSJ
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
The Gears of War Reloaded beta is here, what you need to know and how to play - Windows Central
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
President Xi Jinping Speaks with U.S. President Donald J. Trump on the Phone - fmprc.gov.cn
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Nintendo showcases Wave Race-style mission in Mario Kart World - My Nintendo News
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Making a Diving Catch For Space - NASA Watch
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
* Underwater Smoke Signals: Humpbacks May Be Talking to Humans - SciTechDaily
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.