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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 16:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are the methods used for preserving rice straw in China?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

What is red light therapy? Can a normal LED bulb that we use in a room be used for red-light therapy for eyes?

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

How is ice climbing a different or similar experience from rock climbing?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Paris Erupts in Celebrations, Riots After PSG Wins Champions League - WSJ

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

The Gears of War Reloaded beta is here, what you need to know and how to play - Windows Central

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

President Xi Jinping Speaks with U.S. President Donald J. Trump on the Phone - fmprc.gov.cn

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Nintendo showcases Wave Race-style mission in Mario Kart World - My Nintendo News

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Making a Diving Catch For Space - NASA Watch

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

* Underwater Smoke Signals: Humpbacks May Be Talking to Humans - SciTechDaily

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.